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*gets a sugar daddy just to pay for textbooks*

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robotlynx:

what??? youre pansexual??? what the HECJK is that? no no no this is going to have to go through macklemore first

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420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

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tkyle:

me accepting the ice bucket challenge

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hotelceilings:

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

*puts it towards buying more military defense* *raises college tuition*

(Source: brookeeverdeen, via maslanybrochus)

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lacigreen:

thecsph:

dw:

incredible

This is not a good idea unless you want an embarrassing trip to the Emergency Room! If you are ever going to anything anally, make sure it has a wide base (also known as a flange) so that it doesn’t get sucked up into your rectum.

lacigreen:

thecsph:

dw:

incredible

This is not a good idea unless you want an embarrassing trip to the Emergency Room! If you are ever going to anything anally, make sure it has a wide base (also known as a flange) so that it doesn’t get sucked up into your rectum.

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theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

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genocidegeneration:

fasterfood:

if i was a therapist i would have soulja boy as an assistant and every time my patient asked a question that was too emotional like ‘why did my dad leave me’ i would just turn and be like ‘soulja boy tell em’

Then he’d look at them and scream “YOOOUUUUU” and they’d cry

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glowcloud:

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

Liberal feminism: man googles the word feminism after seeing it on television, I am so impressed by this that I must fuck him + blog about it

glowcloud:

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

Liberal feminism: man googles the word feminism after seeing it on television, I am so impressed by this that I must fuck him + blog about it

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laceepaperflowers:

My 83 year old grandmother looked me in the eyes and told me that the love I felt for another woman wouldn’t affect the love she felt for me and all of it was beautiful.

So don’t give me your bullshit excuses for blatant homophobia.

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bennyslegs:

"i’m going to bed now, night!" 

*turns off laptop, reads a 100k fanfic, knits myself a new jumper, watches every single harry potter film, learns a new language, travels to china before actually going to sleep*

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

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pardonmewhileipanic:

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG

(Source: meanplastic, via clonesbians)